Wednesday, June 26, 2024

Star Spangled Sayings: Perfect July 4th Movie Quotes

 by Michael Lyons

From the gastronomical heights of a grilled hot dog to the "oohs" and "ahhs" of watching fireworks, Independence Day brings with it, through good times and challenging times, moments of reflection, relaxation, and appreciation.

In addition to all the more traditional...well...traditions, movie lovers have certain "go-to" movies for July 4th. Each of them brings memorable, patriotic quotes that are perfect for the day.

Here are some of the familiar and not so familiar that can help with your Fourth festivities:



"Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books...Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will."

 - Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)



"Be careful, Mr. Dickinson. Those who would give up some of their liberty in order to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety."

 - 1776 (1972)



"You yell barracuda, everyone says, 'Huh? What? You yell shark, and we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July."

- Jaws (1975)



"Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear."

 - The Muppet Movie (1979)



"I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us, as much as we love it!"

Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)



"He makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July."

The Little Rascals (1994)



"Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

 - Independence Day (1996)



"Oh my god! You look like the Fourth of July. Makes me want a hot dog real bad."

 - Legally Blond 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)

and, of course...



"I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy

A Yankee Doodle do or die

A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam

Born on the Fourth of July!"

 - Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)


So many more movies out there - all of them watchable, quotable and perfect for Independence Day.

Wishing everyone a Safe and Happy Fourth of July!


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Wednesday, June 12, 2024

Prime Time Patriarchy: Classic Sitcom Episodes About Dad

by Michael Lyons 

 

Put down that spatula, Dad. It's Father's Day, your day, and our turn to grill for you.


Fathers do so much for us, and in addition to wisdom and love, there's also a lot of laughs.


Sitcoms know that, especially classic sitcoms. And there have been a lot of them that have celebrated dads, each in their own unique, humorous way.



Left to right: Robert Young and Billy Gray in
Father Knows Best. 


 

"Bud Takes Up the Dance," Father Knows Best,  October 3, 1954


One of the best sitcom dads (just look at the title!).


In this, the debut episode of the series, father Jim Anderson (Robert Young) discovers that his son, Bud (Billy Gray) is nervous about going to a school dance because he can't dance. Jim also finds that Marcia (Susan Whitney), the girl Bud asked to the dance, also can't dance.


What's a father to do? Well, Jim teaches both of them to dance.


Pure innocence, and definitely of another time. However, the show's lack of cynicism and genuine spirit is refreshing and comforting to watch. It's no wonder Robert Young's Jim Anderson is still one of TV's most beloved dads.



Left to right: Florence Henderson, Robert Reed
and Maureen McCormick in The Brady Bunch.




"Father of the Year," The Brady Bunch, Jan 2, 1970


It's a very "Brady Bunch" episode of The Brady Bunch. Marcia (Maureen McCormick) wants to nominate Mr. Brady (Robert Reed) for a local Father of the Year award but wants to keep it a secret and a surprise.


However, to do this, Marcia has to break some household rules, which gets her punished. But, all is forgiven when...


SPOILER ALERT!


Thanks to Marcia's essay, Mr. Brady is named Father of the Year, which makes a nice statement about blended families. When Dad and daughter reconcile at the end, only a hardened cynic would scoff at this Brady Bunch's earnest sentimentality. 


Left to right: Pamelyn Ferdin, Tony Randall,
James Van Patten and Jack Krugman in
The Odd Couple


 

"Good Boy, Bad Boy, The Odd Couple, Feb 11, 1972


Felix (Tony Randall) becomes a big brother to a young man at a reform school and believes that these troubled youth should be given a second chance...until one of them asks out his daughter, Edna (Pamelyn Ferdin). Felix has to cloak his hypocrisy.


This leads to some hysterical, overprotective Dad moments and dialogue:


Oscar (Jack Klugman): "Would you feel better if she knew the facts of life?"

Felix: Well, I...I...

Oscar: All right, get Gloria [Felix's ex-wife] to tell her.

Felix: No!

Oscar: Why not?!? Gloria told you! 


Robert Prosky and Kirstie Alley in Cheers.


 

"Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl, Cheers, Dec 10, 1992


Rebecca's (Kirstie Alley) tough-as-nails father, Naval Captain Robert Howe (Robert Prosky), comes to visit. While in Boston, he tells Rebecca that he feels that she has screwed up her life and should move back home. If Rebecca doesn't, he will cut off the allowance he still gives her.


However, there's a very humorous twist...


SPOILER ALERT


...Rebecca and her mother are in cahoots to ensure that Rebecca keeps her adult allowance, which Dad relents at the end of an episode that shows we never stop being a parent.



Left to right: Ray Romano, Peter Boyle and
Brad Garrett in Everybody Loves Raymond.


 

"Frank's Tribute, Everybody Loves Raymond, Feb 8, 1999


Ray (Ray Romano) and his brother Robert (Brad Garrett) are trying to put together a tribute for their father, Frank (Peter Boyle), at his lodge. They attempt to get testimonials from Frank's lodge buddies. The only problem? None of Frank's fellow lodge members like him!


The lengths the brothers have to go to splice together snippets of what the lodge members say to create something positive is hysterical. There's also a touching sequence at the end between Frank and Marie (Doris Roberts).


With this, and every episode, Everybody Loves Raymond reveals what we already know - nobody loves and "gets" our father and family better than we do.

 

So, like these sitcom episodes teach us, take some time to laugh with and love your dad!


Happy Father's Day!


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Thursday, June 6, 2024

Hot, Hazy & Hollywood, Part Three: Looking Back at the Summer Movie Season of 1984, Forty Years Later

Clockwise: the movie posters for Ghostbusters, Gremlins,
Purple Rain, and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

 



by Michael Lyons


The 1980s was a "Golden Age" for summer movies. During that decade, some of the most popular movies of all time, many of them involving the names Spielberg and Lucas, were released.


An "epicenter" of sorts for this "Golden Age" was the summer of 1984, when a number of movies were released that were not only blockbusters then but continue to send ripples through our pop culture to this day.


This is the final part of a three-part article that looks at three different and significant summers that changed the movie landscape. All of them happen to be celebrating anniversaries this year. The last two weeks revisited the summer movie seasons of 1994 and 1989. Now, we celebrate the fortieth anniversary of the summer movie season of 1984.


As it did for many years, Memorial Day Weekend kicked off the summer movie season,  and in 1984, it did, and in a big way, too, with a prequel to one of the most popular movies of all time, Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom brought back Harrison Ford as the iconic titular character, everyone's favorite adventuring archeologist. Both director Steven Spielberg and creator/producer George Lucas returned as Indy, along with Short Round (Ke Huy Quan) and Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw), find themselves trapped in the temple from the title.


Harrison for in Indiana Jones
and the Temple of Doom.


While there, they attempt to free themselves and kidnapped children from an evil cult. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was a tremendous hit and was the biggest opening weekend of the year. In the process, chilled monkey brains and hearts were pulled out of chests in scenes so intense that the MPAA rating system was changed to include a new rating - PG13.


Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom wasn't the only movie in the summer of 1984 to influence the ratings system, and it wasn't even the only Spielberg movie to impact ratings. Just several weeks later, Gremlins, which Spielberg produced, and Joe Dante directed, contained intense, albeit cartoony, scenes that also led to the PG13 rating.


The story was of a young man named Billy (Zach Galligan) gifted a Mogwai as a Christmas present. The little creature is oh-so-cute, but there are rules, and if they are broken, the little creature turns into a malevolent little monster who winds up getting unleashed on a small town.


Gizmo in Gremlins.


A fusion of Looney Tunes and classic Christmas movies, Gremlins was, and still is, unlike anything ever seen, with creatures and scenes that remain imprinted on our pop culture.


Another stamp on our pop culture, Star Trek, returned to theaters with number III: The Search for Spock, the follow-up to the popular comeback sequel, The Wrath of Kahn. The third film marked Leonard Nimoy's directorial debut, and its solid story and emotion, not to mention box-office success, cleared the way for more movies in the franchise. 


Left to Right: DeForrest Kelly, Walter Koenig,
William Shatner, James Doohan and George Takei
in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock


Somewhere after Spock and the same day as Gremlins, the summer movie season 1984 was turned upside down, or should I say, slimed, when Ghostbusters opened.  In a summer crowded with big titles and names, no one saw Ivan Reitman's supernatural comedy starring Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramos, and Ernie Hudson coming. But, the humor and the all-out fun of seeing it in a crowded theater, with everyone laughing so hard they drowned out dialogue on the screen, made Ghostbusters one of the most surprising blockbusters in movie history.


Left to right: Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray and
Harold Ramis in Ghostbusters.



The film became a phenomenon. Ghostbusters was everywhere, with radio stations constantly playing Ray Parker, Jr.'s theme song and everyone quoting the oh-so-quotable film. The summer of '84 belonged to Ghostbusters. It became the highest-grossing film of 1984, spawned sequels, and remains as popular today as it was 40 years ago.


Just as music was a part of Ghostbusters' success, music also played a significant part in the success and impact of another film released in the summer of 1984, during the height of the MTV era. Prince's Purple Rain remains the musical for a generation.


Prince in Purple Rain.


The story of "the Kid" (Prince), battling his family's demons and a rival band (led by the hilarious Morris Day), brought with it such legendary songs as "Let's Go Crazy," "When Doves Cry," and the title ballad song.
 Purple Rain is a dynamic example of a movie musical, not just for its time but for any.


The summer of 1984 also brought director Michael Cimino's epic crime saga, Once Upon a Time in America, and director Walter Hill's original Streets of Fire; and there was the outrageous Airplane follow-up, Top Secret!


Ralph Macchio in The Karate Kid.


The Karate Kid, with Ralph Machio and Noriyuki "Pat" Morita, taught us to "wax on/wax off," in a story that still lives on today in the streaming series Cobra Kai; Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton tried to make beautiful music together in Rhinestone, and pre-double Oscar winner Tom Hanks starred in Bachelor Party.


Arnold Schwarzenegger returned in Conan the Destroyer; computer effects got a test run by The Last Starfighter; New York got invaded when The Muppets Take Manhattan, and generations got traumatized by The NeverEnding Story.


Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy in
The Muppets Take Manhattan.



It was an excellent week to be a geek when Revenge of the Nerds debuted, and one of the last films of the summer, Red Dawn, which centered on a Soviet invasion of America, was the first film to be rated PG-13.


Forty years ago. What. A. Summer. If you were there for the summer of '84 (as this writer, who graduated high school that summer was and remembers it vividly), you knew it was special.


All of the summers revisited in this three-part series - 1994, 1989, 1984 - reflect a time when anticipation built for movies and excitement overflowed into crowded movie theaters (still and always the best way to see a movie). And, amid the relaxation of poolside, the heat of sand at the beach, the fragrance of suntan lotion, the welcome chill of air conditioning, and the freedom of days without school and work, movies are one more welcome escape during this time of year.


No matter how movies may shift and change, through peaks and valleys, three words will always be magic to movie fans everywhere:


Summer Movie Season!


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