Saturday, May 25, 2019

Happy “Indy”-versary: Celebrating Two Indiana Jones Milestones




By Michael Lyons

“If Adventure Has a Name, It Must Be Indiana Jones.”  This tag line from the movie poster of “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” is not only brilliant, succinct marketing, it’s also a whole lot of truth in one sentence.

The character of Indiana Jones has been played by none other than Harrison Ford, who on the “Today” show this week stated that no one else could or should play the character and fans most definitely agree.  

Indiana’s franchise of films were created and produced by George Lucas and directed by Steven Spielberg, the architects of the summer movie blockbuster and the films have become synonymous with what we expect from adventure movies.  So much so in fact that since the character’s first film, 1981’s “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” a template was set for what audiences (and Hollywood) expect from action movies.  The character’s name has even become shorthand description for many (“it’s an ‘Indiana Jones-like story...”), which tells all exactly what they need to know.

This month not one, but two, Indiana Jones movies celebrate milestones: it’s the 35th anniversary of “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” and “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” celebrates 30 years.

What better time to “whip out” some thoughts about the iconic, adventure-seeking professor in the famed Fedora.


“Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (Released May 23, 1984).  The follow-up to “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” a prequel that finds Indy trapped inside the titular Temple in India, where a cult has enslaved a village full of children and is practicing dark magic.

And that dark magic aspect took many aback when the film was released.  The tone of this film is indeed darker, more brutal and gorier than “Raiders” (snake surprise anyone?).  In fact, these elements in the film eventually led to the initiation of the PG-13 rating.

Additionally, there was no Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) as Indy’s tough-as-nails love interest.  Instead, we get singer Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw) as a damsel in distress, who provides levity and, at times, an audience perspective to the film.  There’s also Short Round (Key Huy Quan), Indy’s young sidekick, who is the perfect blend of cute and capable.

Despite these differences, the film is still wall-to-wall with Spielberg’s virtuoso touches.

The opening sequence in a Shanghai night club, from its dance number to its action sequence is pure movie magic and the sequences inside the Temple harken back to classic Hollywood horror films.

And those action scenes Indy is known for?  From escaping a crashing plane using an inflatable raft to a roller coaster climax on mine cars, “Temple of Doom” wears you out and doesn’t disappoint.

It’s a much different Indiana Jones from what’s come before or since, but one can’t deny that “Temple of Doom” is still an exhausting blast of movie action fun, even three and a half decades later.


“Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (Released May 24, 1989).  In what we thought was the last Indiana jones film ever, Indy goes in search of the Holy Grail and, along the way, rescues his father, Dr. Henry Jones, who has been kidnapped by Nazis, who are also searching for the Grail.

In many ways, this film feels as if it’s “righting the wrongs” that many fans felt were in “Temple of Doom.”  In fact, “Last Crusade” is so much lighter in spirit, it could almost qualify as a comedy (and a really funny one at that).

As Indy’s father, Sean Connery is perfect and inspired casting.  After all, who better to play Indy’s dad than the original James Bond?

Additionally, Ford and Connery have brilliant chemistry and their scenes together are filled with assured acting and comic timing.  The film’s running gag of Henry calling Indy “Junior” and Indy rebuking “Don’t call me Junior!” Is still funny all these years later.

This lighter tone carries over to the action scenes, which have a theme park-ride giddiness to them.  Particularly fun are a breakneck motorcycle chase and an escape from a zeppelin via biplanes (Connery’s delivery of a comic punchline here is still hysterical).

“Last Crusade” also provides some backstory about Indy, in an opening sequence, set in 1912.  Here young Indiana (played by River Phoenix) steals an artifact from an archeological dig, while on a Boy Scout expedition.  Phoenix does a brilliant job of “mimicking” Ford’s mannerisms in this scene, so that he truly feels like a younger version of the character.

While many have scoffed at this sequence for that fact that all of Indy’s impactful life experiences seem to happen in one day, it still plays like a good-natured, comic-book origin story.

In fact, the whole film is good natured, almost like a “Indiana Jones’ Greatest Hits,” (Nazis, the return of familiar faces like Marcus and Sallah and an ending escape from a booby-trap laden mystical cavern).  And through it, all involved, including Spielberg, (whose trademark cinematic touches are a wonder to behold here) are having a great time.

“Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” also carries with it a theme about the importance of family bonds, as Indy and his Dad learn that this is the greatest treasure the world has to offer, one they have been searching for and now have finally found.


Both of these movies are prime examples of that well-worn movie critic saying “It’s why we go to the movies.”  The excitement, laughter and fun that both “Temple of Doom” and “Last Crusade” supply go hand-in-hand with a popcorn scented darkened theater.

For thirty and thirty five years, both films have both provided an endless supply of adventure...and, after all, “If Adventure has a Name, it must be Indiana Jones!”


Sources:
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Wikipedia

Saturday, May 18, 2019

Carol’s Crack-Up: Celebrating Tim Conway’s Greatest “Carol Burnett Show” Moments




By Michael Lyons

Television in the 1970’s could most definitely be called “The Golden Age of Variety Shows,” a genre that has all but disappeared and is remembered now only by the numerous “rerun channels” on cable services.

And without a doubt, the reigning “Queen of the Variety Show Golden Age” was Carol Burnett.  Her CBS show, which aired from 1967-1978 set the standard for comedy skit shows that would follow.  In addition to sharp writing, her cast which included Vickie Lawrence, Harvey Korman, Lyle Waggoner and Tim Conway added to making “The Carol Burnett Show,” the classic that it is.

Conway, (who was a recurring Guest and later became a regular on the show) had an innate gift for improvisation and character creation that, more often than not, caused his co-stars to laugh uncontrollable and barely get through a skit.  Harvey Korman in particular, was many times the victim of Conway’s comedic gifts and the unscripted laughter that would break-out in their scenes is the stuff of television legend.

Sadly, we lost Tim Conway this past week, when he passed away on May 14th.  While he will be missed, he gave the world a gift of laughter that will live-on in repeats forever.

No better time to celebrate this comedy legend and his greatest “Carol Burnett Show” moments:

“The Dentist” (1969) One of the first skits between Conway and Korman, in which Conway plays a bungling dentist who continually, accidentally injects himself with novocaine. The physical comedy that results from this is nothing short of miraculous.  Korman, playing the patient, seems to be in pain from trying to stifle his laughter to get through the skit...and we feel his pain.

“Mrs. Wiggins” (1976).  Burnett was the main character,  a dim-witted, slow paced secretary and Conway, her boss, Mr. Tudball, who talked with an accent that seems like a cross between Porky Pig and the Swedish Chef.  The skits were a prime example of Conway’s amazing ability to craft a character.

“The Interrogator” (1974).  A send up of World War II propaganda films, in which Conway plays a Nazi officer who uses a Hitler hand puppet to interrogate an American soldier (Waggoner).  Conway is relentless in his improv here and Waggoner is eventually helpless at stifling his laughter.

“The Oldest Living Fireman” (1973).  Another of Conway’s amazing creations, a slow moving, shuffling “Oldest Living Man” who here, as a fire fighter, attempts to give mouth-to-mouth to Korman, who winds up in hysterical tears by the end of the skit.

“The Elephant Story” (1978). A skit that centered on the recurring characters of “Mama’s Family,” Burnett, Lawerence and then show regular Dick Van Dyke are helpless as Conway regales them with a story that is completely improvised and utterly hysterical.  None of the actors are able to keep a straight face and the scene was taped twice and finally ended because of Lawrence’s PG-13 remark that brings down the house.  Search for this on You Tube and get ready for a case of non-stop laughter.


Social Media was abuzz after Conway’s passing this week, particularly comedians who discussed the influence that he had on generations that followed.

A legacy of joy and laughter is an admirable one and we can all be thankful to Tim Conway for that.  In his life, he could even find laughs when discussing the dark subject of death, as he once said:

“I spend a lot of time thinking of the hereafter - each time I enter a room, I wonder what I am here after.”

We will miss you Tim.

Sources:
IMDb
Wikipedia


Saturday, May 11, 2019

Prehistoric Parenting: A Mother’s Day Flintstones Double Feature



By Michael Lyons

One of the perfect ways to celebrate all that Moms do for us to reflect back on the past.

And you can’t get more “in the past” than prehistoric times.  Hanna-Barbera’s landmark prime time animated sitcom “The Flintstones,” which aired from 1960-1966 introduced us to “the Modern Stone-Age Family.”

One of the many aspects of family life explored by the Flintstones and Rubbles was Motherhood.

In fact, two of “The Flintstones” most popular episodes make for a perfect Mother’s Day Double Feature.



“The Blessed Event” (Originally Aired February 22, 1963)

All of America tuned in when Wilma was expecting and this episode takes a very ‘60’s look at new parents.

Fred is so nervous that he insists on practicing driving Wilma to the hospital (complete with Barney in drag).  The results are very typical cartoon slapstick.

Wilma, on the other hand is calm and cool, as the writers subtly imply what we all know: that Moms are often times the glue that hold a family together.

At the end of the episode, when we finally meet Pebbles Flintstone and she says her first word, “Yabba-Dabba-Goo,” one can’t deny that despite a limited animated show, there’s an all-out sweetness to the moment.



“Little Bamm Bamm” (Originally aired October 3, 1963)

When Fred gets frustrated (and acts like a jerk) at the Rubbles always wanting to come over and play with Pebbles, Barney and Betty wish upon a star (in a nice moment) and make a wish to be parents.

Their wish is answered the next morning, when a little toddler named Bamm-Bamm arrives on their doorstep.

The seemingly strongest baby in the world, Bamm-Bamm makes the Rubbles life complete, until the Rubbles attempt to officially adopt Bamm-Bamm and wind up in a legal battle against a millionaire who also wants to adopt the mighty little toddler.

No spoilers as to how things turn out, but if you have seen later seasons, well, you know.

A surprisingly touching episode, “Little Bamm-Bamm” shows that motherhood, parenthood and family come in all shapes and sizes, including little, white haired toddlers who wield a club.


Watching both of these episodes for Mother’s Day would be perfect.  After all, Mom is a...Rock...Star!

Happy Mother’s Day!!

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IMDb

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Suddenly Summer: Films That Changed The Summer Movie Season


By Michael Lyons

It never fails, each year on October 31st, Social Media is abuzz about how once Halloween ends at midnight, it’s the Christmas Season.  As a culture, we do like to move on to “the next big” thing quickly and, with that, the official start of the Christmas Season continually gets bumped up, eclipsing Thanksgiving.

There’s also a version of this that has been happening in the Spring, specifically in Hollywood and even more specifically with the Summer Movie Season.

On June 20, 1975, Steven Spielberg’s seminal blockbuster “Jaws” debuted and essentially created the Season.  Prior to “Jaws,” movie studios viewed Summer as a wasteland.  After all, who in their right mind would be at a movie theater during a vacation time of year filed with beaches and bar-b-q’s

The immense success of “Jaws” shattered this mindset and Hollywood soon began positioning some of their biggest movies during the hot and hazy time of year.

The Summer Movie Season was born.

Much like Christmas, Hollywood’s start of this season has continually moved up earlier and earlier, so that now, according to Tinseltown, Summer starts the last weekend of April.

Last year, Marvel released “Avengers: Infinity War” on April 25th, followed up by this year’s “Avengers: Endgame,” which was released on April 26th.  The concluding comic book epic has left everyone staring in bug-eyed wonder, not only at how amazing the film is, but at how immensely successful it’s been at the box-office.  A landmark in every way.

As audiences, how did we get to a point where Summer Blockbusters come on the heels of Easter?  To answer this, one must take a trip back in time to look at the movies that changed the Summer Movie Season and through the years allowed it to start earlier and earlier.


“Star Wars” (Released May 25, 1977).  Just two years after “Jaws,” George Lucas’ evergreen science fiction masterwork jumped the gun on the Summer Movie Season by opening on Memorial Day weekend.

After all, if a Summer movie is going to come out, shouldn’t it open during the “unofficial” start of Summer?  This made so much sense to Hollywood that for almost twenty years Memorial Day Weekend not only kicked off the Summer Season, it heralded the start of the Summer Movie Season.

Two of the “Star Wars” sequels and all of the prequels opened for Memorial Day, as did the successful “Indiana Jones” sequels.  Every franchise in Hollywood from “Poltergeist” to “Pirates of the Caribbean” have found themselves here.

Movies released over Memorial Day Weekend were, for years, the all-important “first strike” for the Season and the biggest blockbusters-in-waiting were scheduled here.

However, in recent years, Memorial Day Weekend has emerged as somewhat of a jinx for many promising movies that went on to box-office disappointment (last summer’s “Solo: A Star Wars Story” is the most recent example).

Could be that the shifting Summer release dates have changed audience habits.  So, how did the start of the season get even earlier?  Believe it or not, it started with a Barbarian.


“Conan the Barbarian” (Released May 14, 1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Sword and Sorcery film adaptation of the popular pulp novels was a modest success that teetered on blockbuster status.

More importantly, it showed Hollywood that there was an appetite for Summer appropriate movies prior to the start of Summer.  The weekend or so before Memorial Day became the release date for such films as “Willow” (1988), “Die Hard with a Vengeance” (1995) and the the now famous flop, 1987’s “Ishtar.”

None were game-changing blockbusters however.  That would be a movie that blew through Hollywood...like a storm.


“Twister” (Released May 10, 1996).  Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, computer generated tornados and flying cows all added up to a surprisingly successful opening weekend that took everyone by surprise.

The visceral, immensely entertaining film went on to become the second high grossing film that year and Hollywood took notice.  Suddenly, Mother’s Day Weekend became the start of the Summer Movie Season.  But, even this was to change in a “super” way.


“Spider Man” (released May 3, 2002).  Director Sam Raimi’s blockbuster adaptation of Marvel’s most popular super hero was important in many ways: it laid the groundwork for the mega-Marvel bonanza we enjoy today and it’s success signaled a Summer Movie Season that would begin the first weekend of May.

In fact, for many years after, with movies ranging from “Iron Man” in 2008 to 2012’s “The Avengers,” this weekend has been dominated by Marvel releases.  The Studio then bumped up “Avengers: Infinity War” to the last week of April a year ago...and the start of the Summer Movie Season changed again.

With so many big movies like this released throughout the year now, it makes one wonder if the Summer Movie Season is slowly becoming a thing of the past.  The “Golden Age” of the Spielberg/Lucas Summer movies of the ‘70’s and ‘80’s and the anticipation and popularity of Summer Movies now seem like a bygone era.

Our current, impatient tastes of wanting new movies now and the short window between theaters and home video has led to a round-the-calendar schedule of movies that, at one time, were reserved for May through August.

Something to ponder as we wait for the Halloween Movie Season, which will now probably start right after July 4th.

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Wikipedia